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(no subject) [Apr. 12th, 2006|04:38 pm]
rachey, why?

haha
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this is for stoner_witch, since you nudged me [Feb. 4th, 2006|06:19 pm]
[mood | complacent]
[music |the fan]

aw, stoner_witch, thanks for caring.
here i am.
dunno what to say.
been writing poems.
been writing short stories.
been doing the podcast.
been teaching workshops.
been exercising.
been eating too much.
been unable to completely stop smoking.
been moving.
been meditating in the woods.
been falling in and then out of love. meaning...
been getting my heart decimated.


the usual.


ever hopeful, even in the face of logic and destiny.


love you guys,
rachey
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looking for don... [Nov. 4th, 2005|05:47 pm]
need don mciver's phone number
if you got it, please email me: mail at inspirachel dot calm
THANK YOU KINDLY

we now return you to your regular programming
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HELP THE BIRD EATERS! puhhhllleeeaaazzeee? [Nov. 3rd, 2005|11:36 pm]
fantastic people,
i need your help
the karmic repurcussions will be SO worth it
AND
if you leave a comment and tell me you did this,
i will take you at your word, and email you a treat.
YAY!

its super easy...
my podcast with ragan fox, EAT BIRD, needs your vote
come and show the love!

1)go to: http://podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=10661
2)enter your email (& a comment if you want - optional)
3)an email with a link will be sent to you. click on it.

and that's it! good karma will follow in droves.

one thing...its crucial that you click on the link u get emailed, or your vote will not be counted. that's how they keep people from cheating. dirty cheaters!

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR SUPPORTING AD-FREE BROADCASTING!
yay for the underground.
yay for freedom of speech.
yay for you.
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holy crap i can't buhlieve it [Oct. 28th, 2005|11:16 am]
[mood | grateful]

the video is done.

you can see it right here - thanks to miss gabrielle bouliane.











hollerrrrrrr
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gratitude [Oct. 21st, 2005|08:12 pm]
[mood | touched]

hey you beauties
i want to THANK the lj folk who remembered my birthday
i had no idea
just found y'all's messages today
haven't been on LJ at all.

sorry...i do not know how to do that fancy shit where you make a link to the person's journal

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO:
stephan11
kickasphault
thisrabbit
aurorabell

anyone out there who said happy bday that i missed
come tell me so on my comments so i can bestow love on your personage

seriously you all,
it means so much to me that you remembered

heart all full to bursting and shit,
rachey
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IMPORTANT INFO [Sep. 24th, 2005|11:15 am]
co-lab:ORATION is off! solo-lab:ORATION is on! NEW VENUE!

HI EVERYONE!

Please read the info contained in this email very closely.
BIG changes are underway, and i want you to be one of those hepcats who are always in the know, ya know?

co-lab:ORATION will not be at temple bar sunday oct 2nd.
ALL new event, same fam you know and love.
drumroll please...
I bring you...

solo-lab:ORATION on the SUNSET STRIP!
a benefit for victims of hurricane katrina.

yeah, anyone can sound cool with all the bells & whistles,
but who rox it with amazing writing & performance solamente?

come experience the co-lab family as you have never experienced them before.

ON THE ROX presents...

solo-lab:ORATION
featuring
RACHEL KANN
SUNDAY OCTOBER 2
at
The Roxy Theatre: On the Rox (its their lounge upstairs!)
9009 Sunset Blvd.
W. Hollywood, CA 90069
310.278.9457

doors open at 7:30pm
show starts PROMPTLY at 8pm
ends at midnight

as always, just $5 to get in.
but this time, all of our profits will go to victims of hurrican Katrina.

please come out and support this event.

also featuring will be:
singer/songwriter NADINE ZAHR
singer/songwriter EMILY WELLS
singer/songwriter BEN THOMAS
DJ supahstar for Digable Planets, co-lab, & more DJ JEDI
performance painter DANIELLE FURMAN
and...back from Spain after a whole YEAR...
poet JORDAN EHRLICH!

so let's review, shall we?

attending solo-lab:ORATION on Oct 2nd means...
getting intimate with some of your favorite artists.
supporting victims of hurricane katrina with your door fee.
SEEING JORDAN EHRLICH!
kicking it in this adorable venue on the sunset strip.
showing your solidarity with the co-lab family.

what more could you ask for?
REPRESENT! come out!
many of you come to co-lab and ask to see more of my poetry.
well...this is your chance to get knee-deep in my work.

i really hope to see your beautiful faces.

Keep in mind...parking on sunset strip can take a moment...but i have great news! on sundays 1) usually you can find a lot across the street from roxy for around $5 or 2) you can often find street parking - bring change.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS INFO TO ANY AND ALL PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE INTO CO-LAB! I don't want people to end up at the wrong venue on the eve of october 2nd.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS INFO TO ANY AND ALL PEOPLE WHO WOULD DIG THIS SHOW AND SUPPORT WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT! be soldiers for me. this show will be fantastic. its for a good cause. this is a big transition. help me get the word out.


Please do not hesitate to hit me up with any and all questions by replying to this email.

visit inspirachel.com
visit myspace.com/rachelkann

all blessings to you,
rachel
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eschatology [Aug. 31st, 2005|04:07 am]
[mood | awake]
[music |FOX AND THE CITY]

8/31/05

you’re my crash course
in eschatology

heart sinking
so fast
it’s almost
floating
flying

funny how falling feels
just
like rising

the closest
i ever get
to
emancipation from shackle-gravity
comes from succumbing to its thrust
completely

careening
head over heels

until the slap of concrete
humiliates
the mortality right back into me

i tongue the ground
so much
because i can trust it

there is comfort in the reliable fact
of
the hit, the dirt, again, again
like clockwork
addicted to the machine
fingering your socket
of electroshock heart
just for the assurance:
the redolent scent of burning flesh
the lightning jolt
bolting up this pulsating, persistent
living carcass
the incontrovertible solace
that comes, certain,
with bearing the full frontal
brunt of my
abject inconsequence

you make me this invisible

you’re the vortex i lay my weary head
through

kisses like depth charges
nosedives i never decompress from
lips laced with magnets and hemlock

i am
displaced person
immaterial spirit
homeless
you took up residence in the pit of the middle of me
heavy and pressing
my mundane limbs give out

face down,
i burrow in earth
smell soil sweet
and go
unnoticed
until the
abject invisibility
grows unbearable again.
and then
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yeah bitches! what! ask me what i just did! [Aug. 19th, 2005|08:52 pm]
[mood | procrastinating]
[music |my new cell phone ring is DUELING BANJOS!]

i just INSTALLED a TOILET SEAT.

and a SHOWER HEAD.

but shit y'all...a TOILET SEAT.

gangsta.

it is in these tender moments that i am glad i have not yet acheived the level of success that would keep me from doing something as TOTALLY GANGSTER as that.

pussy ass celebrities can't do SHIT.

does anyone else here get insulted and jealous when that goddamned meme comes up in someone's post and you aren't even IN it? like the person INTENTIONALLY did not write about you? even though u know its on some random shit?

fuck i am gonna do it, dawgs. i am doing that meme.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
my answers )
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ha! [Aug. 18th, 2005|12:19 pm]
[mood | awake]
[music |hardcore man. only hardcore.]

The Word of the Day for August 18 is:



meme \MEEM\ noun

: an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture

Example sentence:
"Blogs are an interesting way... of seeing which ideas, memes, trends and news events are getting the most comment." (Clive Thompson, quoted in the Sunday Tribune, February 6, 2005)

Did you know?
In 1976, British scientist Richard Dawkins wrote The Selfish Gene, and in his book he defended his new creation, the word "meme." Having first considered, then rejected, "mimeme," he wrote: "'Mimeme' comes from a suitable Greek root, but I want a monosyllable that sounds a bit like 'gene.' I hope my classicist friends will forgive me if I abbreviate 'mimeme' to 'meme.'" The suitable Greek root was "mim-," meaning "mime" or "mimic." Dawkins's "mimeme" was formed from "mim-" plus "-eme," an English noun suffix that indicates a distinctive unit of language structure (as in "grapheme," "lexeme," and "phoneme"). "Meme" itself, like a good meme, caught on pretty quickly, spreading from person to person as it established itself in the language.

*Indicates the sense illustrated in the example sentence.
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i am really stoked that trent cut his hair off [Aug. 17th, 2005|12:24 am]
[mood | weird]
[music |FOX AND THE CITY]

that's so rad.

he clippered all his floppy bangs off.

if i knew how to paste a picture in here i would.

but here is a link anyhoo:
http://www.summersonic.com/05/report/nin/index.html

its rad because:

1) i will cut a LOT of slack for a 40 yr old in terms of petulant teen angst, but the floppy bangs had to GO.

2) i was starting to wonder if he was going bald under there. not that i have ANY problems with baldness. just with a 40 yr old guy hiding said baldness under the bangs of an 11 year old.


so anyway, trent, YOU GO GIRL!


peace out.
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i love you. [Aug. 3rd, 2005|01:30 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |um, nin.]

i have had no time to LJ it.

just wanted to say hi.

everything is interesting.

i learned a funny new way to say "no" and a funny new way to point from my current juvie boy poetry students.

i got sunburned and then it went away.

i saw my mom and dad today, they are rad.

i took some showers.

you know.

the usual.

i really love you.

i hope life is an ever unfolding lotus of goodness for you.
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i am totally freaking the fuck out [Jul. 19th, 2005|12:40 am]
[mood | restless]
[music |my psycho heart a'thudding]

hi dudes
long time no post
i have not been on LJ for a LONG ASS TIME y'all
not even lurking or nothin'

anyway

i have to say

i heart my team ventura. i love you paradox lowhumcrush zadriana. you all rock super special style. yay to everyone and everything about big sur, especially my team. and excepting, of course, WHOEVER THE FUCK KEYED MY CAR. waaaaack. haters in nature!

but that is not why i am here. i am here to tell you that i am totally freaking the fuck out.

trent is back in LA from now until august 18th when he goes back to europe on tour.

its destiny time.

my husband's home!

i am totally freaking the fuck out.

trent, call me. let's stop this nonsense. i am ready to take the next step. let me move in.
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BAY AREA PLEASE READ! [Jun. 3rd, 2005|07:25 pm]
[mood | hungry]
[music |back in the nin saddle]

are there any poetry happenings tonight/this weekend?
i have a friend up there who wants to come play
HOLLAH
and
smooch
rach
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just making sure y'all know, ya know? [Jun. 3rd, 2005|03:39 pm]
[mood | productive]
[music |OPRAH OPRAH OPRAH]

hi sweet faces

yes, co-lab is sunday and i can't wait to see you there.

beautiful.

co-lab:ORATION

june 5th (sunday)
the temple bar
1026 wilshire blvd (corner of 11th) in santa monica
8pm 5 bux 21+
OPEN MIC SIGN UP IS AT 8PM SHARP
first come first served
don't hate, just don't be late!

with JEREMY SOLE'S MUSAICS and all the co-lab love.

hit me with any questions or thoughts
most best,
rachey

visit!
www.inspirachel.com

listen!
www.myspace.com/rachelkann

purchase!
www.cdbaby.com/all/rachelkann

donate!
http://www.getunderground.com/underground/features/article.cfm?Article_ID=1846
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things i have been thinking about/up to [May. 30th, 2005|10:06 am]
[mood | hopeful]
[music |my new track on myspace - and i never EVER listen to myself.]

i was just thinking how lots of you are not on my inspirachel email list. if you would like to be, just let me know here and i will be HONORED to add you. its ad free and private.

MY WEBSITE HAS BEEN HEAVILY UPDATED. i am pretty stoked on it. it gonna be getting even more sprucing in the upcoming weeks. go check it out if you have a chance. www.inspirachel.com

MY MYSPACE PAGE FINALLY HAS THE VIDEO TRACK ON IT! at LOOOONG last, i have finally been able to get the track i will be making the vid for on my myspace page! that makes me super stoked. its the first track that comes up when you go there. "familiar taste of blood" produced by enduser. its gangster. www.myspace.com/rachelkann

that sounds like a lot of plugs when i look at it all together like that, but seriously its artsy stuff i am really stoked on.

thanks for listening and have a RAD memorial day.

rachey
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hi everyone [May. 28th, 2005|03:06 am]
[mood | horny]
[music |jay leno re-run]

here are some funny things from my life.

i have had no LJ time, and now, i do not either, but i am procrastinating on shit i SHOULD be doing, so why not update with random highlights that amuse me?

1) i feel full of love and gratitude all the time. much of that is because of people like YOU. thank you for blessing me.

2) the other day i had this weird deep sea diver zit over my eyebrow that was like a devil horn growing out of my forehead. it was so gnarly it WOKE ME FROM MY SLEEP. it hurt THAT BAD. in a fit of unconscious madness, i put tendskin on it (that weird liquid fire for razor burn). it WORKED. the shit is gone.

3) me and ragan went to a gay bar the other night, where the BARTENDER who just happened to be STEVE from real world las vegas kept reassuring me of his straightness and asking me if i was a suicide girl and if i thought suicide girls were awesome. i was like "i know you from somewhere" and ragan was like, "bitch, no u don't, u know him from mtv" of course he was right and that cracked my shit up.

4) i am definitely going to england on june 24th to make a video for my poem. you can check out the track at www.myspace.com/enduser if you are curious. i am super stoked and scared all at once. this shit will be so gothy. i can not possibly thank the people who have made this trip possible enough. many of them are here on LJ. thanks you all.

5) i got accused of stealing apples and onions at the ralph's super market by my house the other day. that shit was hilarious. the manager totally helped out and defended me.

6) i found my DREAM boots. DREAM boots. like if a shoe designer sat down and said "describe yer perfect boots" they would be these boots. they are fluevog skiprope style. as in that is the name. in black obviously. they go ALL THE WAY TO MY KNEES. they are far too expensive. i am going to will them into my life somehow. maybe they would like to sponsor a poet.

7) ragan fox's podcasts rock my world.

8) some people are starting to show a genuine concern regarding my delusional obsession with my husband trent reznor. don't worry, i am fine. i am so much happier fawning over the unreasonably short and unattainable than i am having actual human interaction on any romantic tip, which, invariably, always leaves me dissappointed. this way, i KNOW. if this does not make sense to you, that is ok. I LOVE YOU TRENT.

9) i fucking finally wrote a new poem.

i really love and appreciate all you guys. you are fam style to me.
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hey friends [May. 15th, 2005|03:01 pm]
[mood | i have to pee]
[music |my husband]

if any of you who own my latest cd are feeling particularly magnanimous, you could do me the sweetest favor!

i finally got that dang cd listed at cd baby, and i would love to have reviews. its real easy - u just go type it in much like leaving comments here.

its at
www.cdbaby.com/kann2

and the old one - in case anyone is feeling like checking it - is at
www.cdbaby.com/kann

i hope you are all having a rad sunday

rachey
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thank you claude [May. 13th, 2005|01:35 pm]
[mood | horny]
[music |duh]

for the most hilarious lj icon ever
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happy birthday ragan [May. 9th, 2005|10:01 am]
yeah i said it

I LOVE YOU

EAT BUUUUHHHRD

hurraaaay there's no time

I LOVE YOU BITCH
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